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Monday, June 12, 2006

Simplicity


Sometimes a short, simple question or comment can be just as effective as a long one. The following example from Espionnage Elle is a good case in point. Some months ago I had commented on a picture of hers and finally she has replied:

"Dear Bob, what exactly is a wrist job?"

Thanks for the question E.E. For the answer we have to look no further than the time honoured, manly tradition of copping a feel. Women for years have had to endure furtive gropings of desperate men on subway cars, elevators, and almost anywhere else you can think of. The sexual revolution of the 60's did little to change this but today at least the playing field has been evened thanks to a little lady named Madonna. Her push to empower women sexually has meant that they can now cop feels as well, hence the wrist job.

This is a simple manoeuvre which involves an unsuspecting male, his empanted wiener, and a brazen yet subtle woman. Observe the picture and you'll see a perfectly executed WJ complete with semi-arousal. I've had to obscure the faces of those not involved but trust me...they had no idea what was going on. I hope this answers your question Elle. GO OILERS!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's an "Oiler"? Is that dirty too?

slapper58 said...

An Oiler is an over-achieving hockey player from an under-achieving city and "dirty" is just a state of mind.

Anonymous said...

blob is playing it safe on this one... see " Fluffer", a profession very similar in style to the oiler... and they named an entire hockey team after them.!!