Our old pal Dixxx asks:
".......What is the difference between foie gras and pate? Also, how would an Asian escort figure into this?"
An excellent question or questions. The 1st is easy.....Foie gras is made from the liver of a force fed goose. The more force is used to stuff things down the goose's throat the more stress, pain, and terror it experiences. This results in a massive release of cortisol which in turn improves the flavor. We all end up winners in the end. (except the geese). Pate on the other hand can be made from anything including rabbits,asphalt,ducks and the short-nosed bandicoot which as we all now know, has the shortest gestation period of any mammal. Now about that 2nd question.....in the interest of propriety I can't go into too much detail but you may want to follow these simple instructions: Find the Bamboo Grove restaurant and go straight to the back towards the rest rooms. Enter the passageway to your left. Go through the beaded curtains and tell Madame Woo that you need to see Lily. Ask for the "47A: Foie Gras Special" and make sure to tell them I sent you if you want the 10% discount...... don't forget to make use of the free moist towelettes.
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