It took me a while but I found out who Anonymous Critic was and then another problem arose. Someone else was using her name and correcting my grammar and spelling, all the while making their own horrific mistakes which I chose to overlook despite the great temptation to correct and criticize. I falsely accused Viv and her husband Dave, only to learn soon after that it was their wayward son Travis pictured here in an artist's rendering.
Where would a boy have learnt such pedantic behaviour, and at such a tender age to boot!? I can only look his Mom square in the face, point a bony and gnarled finger and declaim boldly J'accuse! It's agreed that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but Travis if I may address you directly: "Please...stop the madness. You come from a long line of fault finders on both sides but the cycle must end somewhere. The balls in your court. Be a real man and resist commenting on the missing apostrophe in the word "balls" or how "ball is"would be even better. You'll be glad you did!"