Blob Exclusive: We're Winning the War on Terror!!

As another 9-11 anniversary approaches people all over the world are taking stock. Where are we today almost 6 years after that fateful day? One of those people is Osama Bin Laden who got the ball rolling and now keeps up the rhetoric with carefully crafted videos. His latest release (#5 with a bullet on Billboard's "Terror Trackz" top 40) indicates that he is either wearing a fake black beard or has operatives with ties to the underground Grecian Formula smuggling market. I think he is presently clean shaven to better blend in with the sorrounding populace and wore the beard just for the video. Still.....hasn't he heard of production values, continuity, etc? How hard is it to get those trademark grey streaks even without going to the hairdresser (Clairol "Just for Beards" is a blatant symbol of American capitalist imperialism and was out of the question). Next time you put your face to film Osama, you'd best heed the words of humorist Ogden Nash (and I paraphrase): "A little talcum would be walcum". Even the most seasoned CIA analyst wouldn't know for sure!

So...where do we stand. Critics of President Bush aren't as smug as they were only a few months ago. The war is a success!! No terrorist attacks on N. American soil since 9-11 and thousands of Arabs killed (and more Americans than were actually murdered at the World Trade Center...but who's counting). There's a reason Bin Laden's latest video didn't warn of future attacks, he's running out of skilled fighters. I searched through many Jihadist websites looking for the trademark training camp video clips and could find only this http://www.break.com/index/arab_treadmill_prank.html which leads me to believe that the insurgency is indeed in it's death throes as famously noted in May 2005 by V.P. Dick Cheney.
The Republican regime appears to have won its bet with destiny and could use a good rest. Let's hope that next November fair minded Americans see fit to let them get the time off they deserve.