Larry Craig, the ill-fated US senator from Idaho has his own Facebook page. My research team actually came up with that tidbit and I reached out and befriended him in his hour of need. (It was the Jewish thing to do) He's gone into seclusion and during this period of reflection perhaps it would be nice if Blob contributors could follow my lead and contact him through Facebook as well. I let him know that I'd act as a sort of clearing house so he wouldn't be deluged with all sorts of miscreants and bumpkins therefore if you're at all interested in hooking up and helping out with Sen. Craig please contact me first.
I'm probably the 1st kind and understanding voice that he's heard in days and he was more than glad to talk candidly. As far as I can tell the whole ordeal seems like some kind of wacky misunderstanding. The senator insists that he's not gay (would you call a guy who has one or two drinks a week an alcoholic???) and stands by his "pro-family" voting record. When I asked him about plans for the future he told me that he'll be appearing in a movie already in the works that's a remake of an old Gus Van Sant classic with an added bio-pic angle. "I experimented with musical theater during my college days" chuckled the chastened conservative "so this is right up my alley!"
Here's a sneak peek:
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I guess I jumped the gun, Blob. I received an invitation to be Larry's friend and I went for it, without your permission. Was I wrong? What will happen? Will my name be put on some no-fly list? Will I become notorious as a fag-hag? I hope not, as I really don't like that expression, but I do support gay rights and thus felt obligated to show that Larry did no wrong in my eyes. Even if you're wrong about the whole "misunderstanding".
No fly list?? Fag hag???? That's crazy talk!! You simply took it upon yourself to do the right thing. A cautionary note: please don't give the kindly senator your son's email address....just to be on the safe side.
SQUEEEEEL FER ME, PIGGY!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL FER ME, PIGGY!!! Ya'all remember that from the movin' piture show years aways back? What I seen down to The Bijou??Eh, Bllober??do ya? DO YA??? That's yer fornacatin'homosexial Senater pal from Ohidaho-Patater-Land, eh? Blober! truth ta tell, You dont likes me, an' I dont likes you!!!!!( God-damn Cityfolk!!!) But listn good!! Ya takes the side o' that queer-as-folk lier whats thinks hes so high an' mightey? An' mama C says he done know wrong? letme tell ya bloobie- you tell yer bosem buddy Larry yer lecherisLegislater if'n he ever turns up at my outhouse lookin' ta release hisself? a arse fulla buckshot's like ta be what hes lookin ta git up his arse!!!! Not what he expectorated ta git, but he'll be a moanin' all the same!!! An' thats all i gots ta say, exept maybe whats his number so's i kin tonguelash him meself!!! SQUEEEEEEELLL FER ME , LARRY!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL FER MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Oy!
Who knew Party Bear was a good Jewish boy ?!?! And so concise!!! Not to be rude, but some contributors to this fine site could learn, with Party Bear's and G-d's help (not necessarily in that order, of course!!), why use two words when one would do??? I am reminded of the story in the Talmud, about the ....... well! Listen to me! I should learn from The Ursine Sage!! This latter-day Ursus Maimonedes, if you will!!! Party Bear!!! You have taught me a valuable lesson today!!! A blessing on your head (Mazel Tov!), my son!!! Blobele!!! More Party Bear, and fewer meshugahs, please!!!!!
Who knew Party Bear was a good Jewish boy ?!?! And so concise!!! Not to be rude, but some contributors to this fine site could learn, with Party Bear's and G-d's help (not necessarily in that order, of course!!), why use two words when one would do??? I am reminded of the story in the Talmud, about the ....... well! Listen to me! I should learn from The Ursine Sage!! This latter-day Ursus Maimonedes, if you will!!! Party Bear!!! You have taught me a valuable lesson today!!! A blessing on your head (Mazel Tov!), my son!!! Blobele!!! More Party Bear, and fewer meshugahs, please!!!!!
Who knew Party Bear was a good Jewish boy ?!?! And so concise!!! Not to be rude, but some contributors to this fine site could learn, with Party Bear's and G-d's help (not necessarily in that order, of course!!), why use two words when one would do??? I am reminded of the story in the Talmud, about the ....... well! Listen to me! I should learn from The Ursine Sage!! This latter-day Ursus Maimonedes, if you will!!! Party Bear!!! You have taught me a valuable lesson today!!! A blessing on your head (Mazel Tov!), my son!!! Blobele!!! More Party Bear, and fewer meshugahs, please!!!!!
G-d works in mysterious ways!!! Three posts for the price of one!! Oy, indeed!!!
Too much of a good thing? Not when it comes to the lucid and concise writings of my favorite rabbi!!
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