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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Last Minute Blob Plea Gives Clinton the Edge....Barack Attack on the Way

....or so I'd like to think but the real reason was the Clinton camp going negative and picking away at the Obama mystique. Now we can expect things to get even more interesting as Barack becomes barackuda and starts fighting back. Here's an early look at an ad he'll soon be releasing in response to Hilary's "It's 3 a.m." master stroke that borrows from a successful Ronald Reagan campaign idea.
Her ad played on our fears of his inexperience in foreign affairs while his ad plays on our fear of being married to a nagging bitch for 4 or more years. All's fair in love, war, and politics.
The media coverage last night was spectacular in it's parsing of the demographics. Political analysts of every stripe broke down the vote into its smallest measurable components: 57% of church going Blacks in Ohio voted for Obama as did 73% of muffin eaters in Vermont and overall a whopping 85% of Birkenstock wearing lesbians sided with Hilary. This is history in the making folks and the best reality TV since Survivor: Season 1!!
In keeping with my new policy of tempering insightful political commentary with exploitive smut I give you another well known woman in a position of authority. If you are in any way offended by female nudity and sadistic, Nazi style, girl-on-girl action please do not click on....hey where'd everybody go?????

1 comment:

Maria Callous said...

What a hag. Who wouldn't go chubby-chaser over that shit. Oh, crap, is this thing on??