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Tuesday, October 09, 2007
"From Lennoxville to Cowansville is 15 miles" -Tales of a Traveling Musician
Those of you with a good map will realize that the title of this post is off by a good distance. It's merely my take on the famous Alan Squire poem "From Wilverton to Wolverton (is 15 miles)". Squire was a traveling poet (a brief vignette of the master appears above) who's style of free association back in the 1940's paved the way for Ginsburg, Ferlinghetti, and myself. I too will be traveling the next couple of days to points east not to spread the written word but rather to introduce a whole new generation of teenagers to the wonders of the orchestra. 7 school concerts in 2 and a half days is a nice chunk of work and it's importance can't be overrated. Industry analysts contend that providing a positive orchestral experience for today's youth pays big dividends for all concerned. Not in the much cherished potential for a new audience (let's get serious here...this is probably the only live orchestra they'll ever see!) but in a general spirit of good will. The kids get to miss one or two classes and in return one day we musicians may get spared a beating by roving gang members simply by flashing an oboe or any other of the so called "gay" instruments.
While I enjoy the romance of the troubador lifestyle it does mean that I won't be able to Blob for at least a couple of days. This trip is following closely on the heels of Thanksgiving which itself followed Succoth. "What" you may ask "is a succoth??" and who could blame you. Succoth is the Jewish harvest festival which commemorates the annual pilgrimage to the holy temple in Jerusalem where all Jews were obliged to tithe with a percentage of their bounteous harvest and partake heartily in the feast as well.
"...and though shalt remove from thy grainery a portion and carry it thereof, along with all manner of beast and fowl and make thee a route to Yerushalaim and giveth thee of thy harvest. Shouldst the journey be of length then build thee a Succah of lintelwood for shelter and bed thee therein and admonish not thy neighbour should he overindulge and gorge himself in my bounty for I am the lord God and I say unto thee; Let he who is without chins throw the first scone." Eccl. 4:15
Bottom line; a lot of cooking and eating has gone on in the past few days and precious little blogging. Seeing as I'll be out of commission for a while here are a couple of clips to help you pass the time. 1st up is Art Metrano who back in my youth had an entire generation copying his act http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-SNrvHdZJE followed by Brother Theodore, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9OXF3REb7U a curmudgeon who makes noted misanthrope Mikexxxster look like the blessed St. Barnabas himself! A little Norwegian history finishes off the triptych; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ&mode=related&search= See you soon.
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Dear Blobber- thank you so much for the very kind words! In the interests of accuracy, however, I must tell you that, according to my Oxford Dictionary of English, a misanthrope is someone who dislikes humankind AND avoids human society. Yes, for the most part I hate humankind (who doesn't??) but, I most certainly do not avoid human society (although I wish I could!!!). The French writer and philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously said, "l'enfer, c'est les autres!" Truer words were never spoken!! Have a wonderful (semi-professional) tour!!!
Mikeleh,
Ye sound like my kind of man! What say ye to breakfast tomorrow?
Miekxxster, Mikexxxster etc.
A misanthrope who wishes he could avoid people but can't is a misanthrope just the same.
You must remember the Kipling poem:
THE SLOTH AND THE TROMBONIST
A sloth is truly slothful
It must be understood
Compelled by God and nature
To forage for his food
A misanthrope trombonist
Would sooner be alone
And dreams of days when parts he plays
Could be be sent in by phone.
I rest my case.
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