Hi Kids, Slimy the Slime Mold here to guide you through The Blob's very 1st Saturday morning activity page for all of you out there who are afflicted with ADD.
The Blob is normally for consenting and immature adults so please don't look at the other posts. Hey...just to be on the safe side make sure your parents aren't around. OK???...great then...let's get this party started!!
CRAFT TIME
Everybody go get your crayons and 3 sheets of construction paper but first let's take a look in Dad's tool box...what's that cool noise?? Is Mr. Leamington using his new riding mower? Go take a look but come right back!! Terrific!!
SHORT STORY CORNER - Meet the Smugs
Cindy and Daniel Smug lived in a perfect little house with two perfect little children named Sam and Samantha. One day their cousin came to live with them but just for the summer. He had a note attached to his suitcase and it said: "My name is Riley Wiley and I'm going to live with the Smugs because my Grandma is sick and can't take good care of me anymore. The people at social services said that maybe she'll be better if she rests this summer because Grandma says I'm a handful."
Anyways, Riley at first caused a lot of problems because he was a handful and the Smugs were mad until they realized that he had ADD and got him on ritalin and learned to accept him for his good qualities and everybody learned something and his Grandma got better and she and Riley made Thanksgiving dinner for everybody.
THE END
CARTOON CENTRAL
Everybody loves cartoons, especially really short, action-packed ones that don't have complicated stories. Watch 'em one at a time then go do a few other things, come back a minute or so later and watch another one!! What could be better??? click here for your cartoons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
Sorry about that kids...those really sucked didn't they. I suppose I should have checked but I was making lunch while doing a sudoku and texting a couple friends. Maybe you'll like this one more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=575T2V5VJkc&mode=related&search=
Ok, so that one sucked too. Maybe you should all go play outside or something. This is Slimy saying "you're all special, almost all of you!!"
7 comments:
Death to Slimy.
Hi Blob,
Very glad to see the return of Slimey! It's been way too long, and he's my kind of "cultural" icon! Slimey don't ever go a away agaaaaiiin!!!!
Party Bear you seem to be at odds with your dark princess of a daughter. She may be referring to the film "Death to Smoochy" or maybe she just hates Slimy but how can one not love a dog vomit slime mold (real name of genus) who is such an optimist and virtually the embodiment of all that is good (and goo) in humankind.
Long Live Slimy!!
Didn't you have a cousin named Slimy?
I had a cousin who played trombone and his name was Richard (Ricky).
What other people decided to call him was none of my affair but the name Slimy definitely rings a bell.
Yes, I seem to remember he was shorter than you. Heh, I didn't make up the nickname.....
Correct again Mave, he was MUCH shorter than I. You sound a tad defensive in light of the fact that I wasn't pointing the finger at you. Mikexxxster was right when he told me, while dandling me upon his knee; "With Mave you have to get the upper hand early on in the game, otherwise it's all over."
Post a Comment