I live in the greater Toronto area where Temperatures are soaring into the mid 30's! The government has asked all residents to set their AC no lower than 26 in order to conserve power. I am sweating my tits off. Any advice?
Boobless Barbra
Dear Barbra,
We're sweltering her in Montreal too so I can appreciate the dire situation you're in. Let's cut to the chase: Get some good quality duct tape and a couple of bags of frozen peas and secure your breasts immediately!! This is no laughing matter as every year and with every new heat wave more and more women are having to deal with melting boobs. "Sweating your tits off" as you call it is better known in medical circles as Thermo-mammary hyperhydrosis or TH. We're heading into festival season here and what with global warming authorities are concerned about incidents of TH reaching epidemic proportions. As a public service I'll be setting up a booth Downtown and offering free ice applications or cooling, rubbing alcohol massages. Next time the temperature drops, open all the windows and use fans to suck in as much cool air as possible then close all windows and blinds, shut off the AC altogether,let the fans do there thing and if all else fails sleep at the mall.
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