Finally...my ticket out of this joint. An idea so fabulous that I hesitate to share it with you all.
Yesterday, sitting in a lounge area during a break between two rehearsals I couldn't help but notice that many of my colleagues, whether already eating or busy warming up leftovers in the microwave, were hacking and spuming to beat the band. I too have a cold and many of us who went to Colombia for the music festival came home with a virus. It could have been the close confines of the airplane or the impromptu group sex on the night of January 13th but whatever the case we were sick!
I observed as we ate, sniffled, drank, and coughed and then the light bulb moment, the Eureka!! I've been waiting for. Within minutes I'd already conceived of the ad campaign and if I can clear a few governmental hurdles then easy street is just around the corner!!
The concept in a nutshell is to combine medicine and food (I'm sure the Chinese have been doing it for years without telling us, but anyways...) with a slogan like: "Health food just got healthier!!" or something to that effect. We'd start naturally with a line of soups and here's the proposed 1st a
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There are other flavor/drug combinations in the works but I'm not really at liberty to divulge....OK just this one, how about Viagra Noodle with the tag line: "Call a doctor if lunch lasts more than 4 hours!!"
Also Cream of Accutane, Botox Bisque, Erythromycin with Portobello Mushroom etc.
Like it says in the header I'm looking for investors so if you want in on the ground floor just say the word and send cash. (lots of cash)
Yesterday, sitting in a lounge area during a break between two rehearsals I couldn't help but notice that many of my colleagues, whether already eating or busy warming up leftovers in the microwave, were hacking and spuming to beat the band. I too have a cold and many of us who went to Colombia for the music festival came home with a virus. It could have been the close confines of the airplane or the impromptu group sex on the night of January 13th but whatever the case we were sick!
I observed as we ate, sniffled, drank, and coughed and then the light bulb moment, the Eureka!! I've been waiting for. Within minutes I'd already conceived of the ad campaign and if I can clear a few governmental hurdles then easy street is just around the corner!!
The concept in a nutshell is to combine medicine and food (I'm sure the Chinese have been doing it for years without telling us, but anyways...) with a slogan like: "Health food just got healthier!!" or something to that effect. We'd start naturally with a line of soups and here's the proposed 1st a
d:There are other flavor/drug combinations in the works but I'm not really at liberty to divulge....OK just this one, how about Viagra Noodle with the tag line: "Call a doctor if lunch lasts more than 4 hours!!"
Also Cream of Accutane, Botox Bisque, Erythromycin with Portobello Mushroom etc.
Like it says in the header I'm looking for investors so if you want in on the ground floor just say the word and send cash. (lots of cash)
3 comments:
Bad news...just back from the test kitchen and it looks like the Viagra Noodle is a non-starter. It seems that no matter what they do the noodles remain too al dente.
back to the drawing board.
Heh heh heh...I am al dente right now...What are you wearing?
Leopard print mumu,bike shorts,one sock....why do you ask??
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