2008 is Here: Let's Get This Show on the Road!!

As a word of warning I should just say that I'll be in Cartagena, Colombia from Jan. 2nd to the 15th so don't be lookin' for many (or any) posts for the next two weeks. If you really need me I'll be somewhere in the vast Hilton complex pictured at left relaxing and ogling the lush tropical scenery between gigs (it is after all a working vacation).

This is the 333rd Blob post and I dare say that few of my readers have familiarized themselves with my entire oeuvre. Think of the 1st half of January as catch-up time where you can go back into the archives at your leisure and see what you missed. As The Blob is by and large sequential and self-referential you may enjoy seeing the 1st appearance of a Turd Stuffington say or an early offering from author David Jerome.

For those new to this site here are a few pointers:

• Click on the headline of an individual post to see it along with all its comments.
• A given page has the most recent post at the top. You may want to scroll down and start from the bottom to see if there are any pertinent lead-ins to those above.
• Don't forget to click on the links that pop up from time to time.
• If I say something is true (i.e. increased Arab readership due to rumored Jewish porn on this site) then it is.
• The comment section is democracy in action. A free spirited, free wheeling, free for all where almost anybody can say almost anything they want. Feel free to sign up (a simple procedure) and dive in.
• I receive all comments in my email so even if you write something related to a post from long ago I'll still get it.
• Even though Oprah calls a vagina a va-jay-jay that word is strictly forbidden here!!!
• Every time you read something on this site that makes you laugh put a nickel in a so called Blob Jar and at the end of the year I'll send a couple of the boys by on a collection run...you don't want to upset the boys.
• I've decided that watching snow slide down onto your windshield from the car roof after you come to a stop is one of the great joys of winter...it is to be called a travelanche. Tell others.
• Demographers and trend watchers predict that The Blob will have an exponential explosion of readers in 2008. See what you can do to make this come to pass.
• Please shovel my driveway if need be while I'm away.
• bye