It looks like the Middle East is about to explode once again and this time we may all end up dodging the shrapnel. What better time then for us to take a look at the lighter side of today's news in a section I like to call TRENDSPOTTING WITH BLOB.
It seems as though its getting harder and harder for any of us to come up with a new angle on having fun. With extreme sports booming and the Guinness book of Records becoming a growth industry its almost impossible to carve out an original niche. Which leads us to Karl Sigmunthaller and Dr. Myron Blaustein.......two of the unlikeliest daredevils you'll ever meet! After being introduced to each other some months ago at their local hang gliding club near Blaine, Washington the pair soon realized they were kindred spirits. "Karl is a complete nut and my kinda guy" says Dr. Myron. "We wanted to do something new and the subject of the mile high club came up. As far as we knew gay sex had never been attempted on a hang glider before so I was very enthusiastic..... as long as I could be the top. The crazy thing is, neither of us are gay but the idea was just too appealing!!" After some planning and a couple of dry runs the big day was upon them. All the standard safety precautions were taken and their regulation suits were slightly modified to include velcro flaps over Blaustein's crotch and Sigmunthaller's anus. "I don't usually fly commando but it made life a helluva lot easier just this once!" chimed in an enthusiastic Myron. When asked about the choice of gay sex vs. straight Karl paused a moment and then admitted that they tried to find female partners at first but soon realized after some research that only gay sex had yet to be attempted in this way. "At that point it was a no brainer" he added. Once the Guinness people were notified the stage was set. Blaustein, ever the jokester, spoke excitedly of "Throwing coition to the wind" and off they went. Half an hour later it was all over. Their names firmly ensconced in the record books the adventurous twosome relived their exploits over a cold beer; "All told it was an exhilarating experience and, as the bottom, a bit less painful than I'd feared" said Sigmunthaller. "You'd have ripped me to shreds Siggy!" clucked the excited orthopedist, still on cloud nine from the afternoon's exploits. Whether or not this is a trend that catches on remains to be seen but for these two at least the phrase "gay sex while hang gliding" will always have a special meaning.
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