Rethinking the Urban Tank

Nice to see the lively commentary on my "Payback Time" post. The REAL A.C. asked the following question:

"What's the best way to avoid hitting large, suicidal mammals on the road at night, anyway?"

Thanks for asking and, as always, I have just the answer. I hope I'm correct in assuming that when you say "large, suicidal, mammal" you aren't referring to your husband. I'd suggest driving a Hummer. You'll be more than safe and forget about guilt. The truly nasty effects of global warming won't kick in until 5 or 10 years after we're gone. In the meantime get the big car and enjoy the balmy winters.