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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Not so Fast

Brazen beaver writes:

"Your Soo'erMach character is a representation of all my fantasies compiled into ONE REAL MAN!!....red hair on the face, a burly chest wrapped in blue skintight fabric, and instant access to the genitals!!!!!!(not to mention a ballet type slipper!!) BLOB, I ASK YOU NOW.........HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!!"

Far be it from me to rain on your parade but anyone who knows anything about Soo'erMach knows that his outfit was crafted on the planet krypton. His panties are made of a synthesized wolfram (tungsten if you insist!) ytterbium blend. As of this day no one on earth has been able to reproduce such a fabric. (see the "Fairfield Textile Plant Disaster of 1993) So much for instant access...you'd need a bunker buster to get at that package.



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