Penis-Burning Woman Ordered Detained in Montreal Until Next Court Appearance
Peter Rakobowchuk, Canadian PressPublished: Monday, December 11, 2006
MONTREAL (CP) - A woman who used fondue fuel to set her boyfriend's penis on fire will spend the holidays in jail. Police arrested Andree Rene last week after she failed to turn up in court for sentencing arguments on a charge of aggravated assault. In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man's private parts with fuel and set them aflame.
The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his chest.
This is an excerpt from an actual story culled from the wire services (go ahead...google it) that caught my attention for obvious reasons. I guess I won't be complaining about girlfriend troubles any more and actually consider myself blessed that I've avoided that level of anger and vindictiveness. While the report itself is interesting I especially enjoyed the headline writer's brilliant turn of phrase: "Penis-Burning Woman" just begs to be the title of an up-tempo, riff driven rock anthem along the lines of "Born to be Wild" don't ya think??
She's a penis-burnin' woman and she's playin' with fire
Penis-burnin' woman object of my desire
Matches in one hand, fuel in the other
Say hi to your sister, used to be your brother
Penis-burnin woman, I'm the moth and you're the flame. etc etc.
Anyways, you get the idea...if you need me I'll be in the recording studio.
Peter Rakobowchuk, Canadian PressPublished: Monday, December 11, 2006
MONTREAL (CP) - A woman who used fondue fuel to set her boyfriend's penis on fire will spend the holidays in jail. Police arrested Andree Rene last week after she failed to turn up in court for sentencing arguments on a charge of aggravated assault. In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man's private parts with fuel and set them aflame.
The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his chest.
This is an excerpt from an actual story culled from the wire services (go ahead...google it) that caught my attention for obvious reasons. I guess I won't be complaining about girlfriend troubles any more and actually consider myself blessed that I've avoided that level of anger and vindictiveness. While the report itself is interesting I especially enjoyed the headline writer's brilliant turn of phrase: "Penis-Burning Woman" just begs to be the title of an up-tempo, riff driven rock anthem along the lines of "Born to be Wild" don't ya think??
She's a penis-burnin' woman and she's playin' with fire
Penis-burnin' woman object of my desire
Matches in one hand, fuel in the other
Say hi to your sister, used to be your brother
Penis-burnin woman, I'm the moth and you're the flame. etc etc.
Anyways, you get the idea...if you need me I'll be in the recording studio.
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