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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Super Hero Fever (yes, we need another hero)
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Damn you, Blob! I had been counting on supplementing my meagre BMI and SAG pensions with the 40th anniversary re-release of "Mike of Arabia" (what; you want me to eat dog-food the rest of my life?!?!?)!!!! First, you trash what I consider to be one of my finest efforts (in contrast to what you believe, Blobber, the Al-Akhbar Mohammadhan Martyr's Brigade Weekly said, "Mike of Arabia sets the Euphrates on fire!!!! Death to all Infidels!!!! Except Mike!!!!!!!!" The Baghdad Daily Gleaner wrote, "Mike of Arabia had them ululating in the aisles!!!!! Mike for Caliph!!!!" Enough said, Blobeleh?!?!?!) Then, unbelievably, within hours, you post THE HOTTEST PICTURE EVER (and no, I am not referring to Anus Boy, or whatever his name is; oh, I'm sure Anus Boy, or whatever his name is, has his admirers.................my former colleague, Lawrence ((what a poofter!!!)), is probably choking the chicken even as I write!!))) on the Blob (pace, Maria Callous!)!!! I hold nothing against Supergirl (sadly!), but how, in The Name of Allah, is even the hottest "blue-eyed-sheik" euphonium player (and Freedom Fighter!!!) supposed to compete with such an uber-vixen (such gorgeous hair!!!!!)????? Perhaps I've been in the Middle-East too long; but can you just imagine this (Super)girl in a burkha!!!!! Whoaoaoaoaoa!!!!! Yowwwwwwwzaaaaa (it would REALLY highlight her eyes!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not too late to right the wrong, Blobbie!! You know what you have to do!!!!! Send me some dog-food!!! Your hungry friend, Mike (of Arabia!!!)
I'm a little suspect of the foreign reviews Mikexxster. The same two papers loved "Sex and the City" each giving it 5 raisins (or virgins depending on the translation). Not to have you gnashing your teeth but that was a live photo shoot for the Supergirl pic. I met the model a few hours earlier while doing some grocery shopping...50 bucks and a handshake later and we were in business but frankly I should have hired a pro....she kept giggling and squirming as I applied the body paint (women and their blasted erogenous zones!!). BTW the body paint in question went on like a charm, especially after I apllied the primer. Anyways we worked near my house, down by the river. That's my neighbour's boy, Yannick, whizzing by on his seadoo and almost ruining the shot....I cropped him out as best I could. If it's burqa babes you want check out this very blog, May 31, 2006...bring kleenex.
The last phrase in that article better not have been a snide comment about my rack. Furthermore, I am NOT a soprano. I am a mezzo-soprano: half the range AND half the bitchiness. We are a rare breed (but a feisty one!)
Gawd Maria, must I explain everything!! The last comment of the post had nothing to do with your "rack". I was talking about how many more readers I had after posting your cleavage photo and then in true double-entendre style hoped for my "enlarged" readership to not "shrink" back to pre-pic size. Hidden subtext: the readers would see the supergirl photo and maintain the erections they got looking at the cleavage picture. So much funnier now that I've explained it into submission. BTW mezzo or whatever, you're still a soprano of sorts and you can't escape the associated stigma just like bi-sexual men will forever be seen as gay. Sorry, that's just the way life is.
Maria, what a vague comment. I sort of have no idea what you're referring to unless you were talking to someone else. I needn't remind you that this page is not for your personal use other than that which applies directly to the material! Maybe you were alluding to my sexuality re: the bi-sexual = gay comment I made earlier. Don't forget that I've been in a committed relationship with a woman who lives thousands of kilometres away and who I rarely see. I'm not bi or gay, I'm a lacko-sexual or at best a hando-sexual,definitely not bi or gay. You, on the other hand, are a mezzo-SOPRANO!! Embrace it, love it, out of the closet with you...start living the lifestyle!!
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Damn you, Blob! I had been counting on supplementing my meagre BMI and SAG pensions with the 40th anniversary re-release of "Mike of Arabia" (what; you want me to eat dog-food the rest of my life?!?!?)!!!!
First, you trash what I consider to be one of my finest efforts (in contrast to what you believe, Blobber, the Al-Akhbar Mohammadhan Martyr's Brigade Weekly said, "Mike of Arabia sets the Euphrates on fire!!!! Death to all Infidels!!!! Except Mike!!!!!!!!" The Baghdad Daily Gleaner wrote, "Mike of Arabia had them ululating in the aisles!!!!! Mike for Caliph!!!!" Enough said, Blobeleh?!?!?!)
Then, unbelievably, within hours, you post THE HOTTEST PICTURE EVER (and no, I am not referring to Anus Boy, or whatever his name is; oh, I'm sure Anus Boy, or whatever his name is, has his admirers.................my former colleague, Lawrence ((what a poofter!!!)), is probably choking the chicken even as I write!!))) on the Blob (pace, Maria Callous!)!!!
I hold nothing against Supergirl (sadly!), but how, in The Name of Allah, is even the hottest "blue-eyed-sheik" euphonium player (and Freedom Fighter!!!) supposed to compete with such an uber-vixen (such gorgeous hair!!!!!)????? Perhaps I've been in the Middle-East too long; but can you just imagine this (Super)girl in a burkha!!!!! Whoaoaoaoaoa!!!!! Yowwwwwwwzaaaaa (it would REALLY highlight her eyes!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not too late to right the wrong, Blobbie!! You know what you have to do!!!!! Send me some dog-food!!! Your hungry friend, Mike (of Arabia!!!)
I'm a little suspect of the foreign reviews Mikexxster. The same two papers loved "Sex and the City" each giving it 5 raisins (or virgins depending on the translation).
Not to have you gnashing your teeth but that was a live photo shoot for the Supergirl pic. I met the model a few hours earlier while doing some grocery shopping...50 bucks and a handshake later and we were in business but frankly I should have hired a pro....she kept giggling and squirming as I applied the body paint (women and their blasted erogenous zones!!). BTW the body paint in question went on like a charm, especially after I apllied the primer.
Anyways we worked near my house, down by the river. That's my neighbour's boy, Yannick, whizzing by on his seadoo and almost ruining the shot....I cropped him out as best I could.
If it's burqa babes you want check out this very blog, May 31, 2006...bring kleenex.
The last phrase in that article better not have been a snide comment about my rack. Furthermore, I am NOT a soprano. I am a mezzo-soprano: half the range AND half the bitchiness. We are a rare breed (but a feisty one!)
Gawd Maria, must I explain everything!!
The last comment of the post had nothing to do with your "rack". I was talking about how many more readers I had after posting your cleavage photo and then in true double-entendre style hoped for my "enlarged" readership to not "shrink" back to pre-pic size. Hidden subtext: the readers would see the supergirl photo and maintain the erections they got looking at the cleavage picture. So much funnier now that I've explained it into submission.
BTW mezzo or whatever, you're still a soprano of sorts and you can't escape the associated stigma just like bi-sexual men will forever be seen as gay. Sorry, that's just the way life is.
Still sore about that, eh? Were the macho men giggling and pointing at you from the water cooler again? My sympathies.
Maria, what a vague comment. I sort of have no idea what you're referring to unless you were talking to someone else. I needn't remind you that this page is not for your personal use other than that which applies directly to the material!
Maybe you were alluding to my sexuality re: the bi-sexual = gay comment I made earlier. Don't forget that I've been in a committed relationship with a woman who lives thousands of kilometres away and who I rarely see. I'm not bi or gay, I'm a lacko-sexual or at best a hando-sexual,definitely not bi or gay.
You, on the other hand, are a mezzo-SOPRANO!! Embrace it, love it, out of the closet with you...start living the lifestyle!!
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