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Monday, February 26, 2007

Element of Style



Perennial Mendy (see archives, Dec 15th) winner and no stranger to the red carpet, Ytterbium made quite a splash at last night's Oscar gala as newcomer Jennifer Hudson's escort. Clad in a smashing burgundy bow tie from Versace's couture collection the Hollywood heavyweight (and occasional paperweight) was clearly glowing with pride after Hudson's victory was announced. Hudson, who has been dating the same man for 7 years, was quick to deny any romantic involvement with element #70: "My boyfriend had to stay back home because of work so I called Tterb who's been a good friend of mine since high school. I just couldn't face tonight alone and he's always been real supportive. I leaned on him a lot this evening, he's been a total rock."

Later at the Vanity Fair after party Ytterbium has these cautionary words for Jennifer: "After I won my first Mendy it really went to my head...I kind of let myself go, staying out late, trying to alloy myself with the wrong elements, eventually I got completely oxidized and had to spend three months in a very large flask of a mild acidic solution.

Jenn is young and has a tendency to put on lots of weight very quickly. You've all heard her sing, it's no mystery that her biggest influence is Aretha Franklin...I just hope she doesn't start overeating like Aretha...have you seen that woman?!! Check out her latest album...what a shocker!"
And so, another Oscar night came and went. Jennifer Hudson and the rest of the winners joyously clutched their statuettes while the other revellers were left to wonder if perhaps next year it would be their turn.

9 comments:

slapper58 said...

Ummmm...photo-shop? What ever do you mean? It's well known in the industry that a rider in Aretha's contract stipulates that at no time can she be further than 15 feet away from the nearest piece of fried chicken. Thanks for the kind words nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, how can you talk about such shit when Davw and Vivie will be here? Pina Coladas, rum, diet coke, yegiermeiesters, ooooooh, baby!

Love ya'all,

Laura aka PG

Anonymous said...

They're here Blob!!!

Took them for a walk on the beach pina colada in hand even before depositing luggage at home.

We are now paradise people for the week at least.

Laura

Anonymous said...

Dear Blob,
I was in the West Ed mall the other day when it dawned upon me; who ever thought to play hard driving techno music in the stores must have been a genius. I love going to by clothing, perfume, jewelry, tooth paste, and be able to cut a rug while doing it. There is nothing like choosing a pair of socks with a slammin groove to nod your head to. It's like saying "Yeah, Yeah, these are awesome socks!" The only problem is when you get home to put them on they don't seem so awesome anymore. What can I do to prolong my socks buying experience?
Yours truly
Dancing Queen.

Anonymous said...

Hello Blob, are you there? Anne Landers was much more prompt with my queeries!

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