Where to Begin or: And Baby Makes 15

By now you've all heard about Nadya Suleman, the single mother of 6 who literally gave birth to a litter of 8 more babies. Since a picture of, or comments by her were unavailable we were left to decide by ourselves where we stood on this issue using only our prejudices as our guide. Which of these females do you think is Suleman??:

If you said #4 then you were right.......I mean #2, so you can put those images of a backwards, peasanty, hijab wearing, woman back in the racist drawer where they belong ! (over there, next to the pantry of iniquity)

She finally gave an interview a few days ago. If you missed it here you go: http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=28485500

Listen and judge for yourselves.....the $165,000 settlement she received from Workman's Comp apparently went for collagen injections in her lips...how she navigates through the rest of her life is anyone's guess. How she breast feeds the little one's is a subject I've been worrying about and I may be able to help, thanks to my friends at Wet Nurses Without Borders.

The wet nurse......no , not that kind of wet nurse you losers (you know who you are!!) practices a time honored tradition that in the west was commonly used by royalty, who had too many babies to take care of themselves. As a result, breast feeding came to be looked upon as something poor people did. Now that the health benefits of mother's milk are beyond question finding a real wet nurse is more difficult...this is where WNWB comes in. Buxom young women in the prime of life volunteer their services for the greater good and those like Nadya Suleman will surely benefit. Failing that there's option B: the Milk Bank. Only one such supplier exists in Canada, out West I believe, which means that the time is ripe for someone...maybe me, to open my own. I think I'm the right man for the job, after all, the prudes at FaceBook recently censored a page that featured breast feeding mother's with exposed boobies. This prompted me, apalled as I was, to start the group "Very Immature Men for the Right of Lactating Women to Bare Their Breasts"

I'll hold milk drives, Red Cross style, and be on hand to oversee the operation, even pitching in with the extraction should need be.. Great plan eh?? I'll get to work 1st thing tomorrow but now it's probably a good idea to sleep on it. G'Night all.....