A wise man once said "A picture is worth 1,000 words" and a somewhat wiser man said "Tastelessness is in the eye of the beholder." With those 2 axioms in mind take a look at this picture and let me know what you think.
I've heard that one of my regular readers, Maria Callous, has found God after not drinking for 7 days in a row so apologies in advance. OK then...here it is:
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While I know you're just poking fun at me, I still must say this just for the record: THERE IS NO GOD! ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS AN IDIOT! Including the good suckers who pay me once a week to pretend. And that picture is pretty funny. And Blob, I'll take you in a drinking contest any day of the week now that my FLU is over. Jerk.
Whoa mama! Sounds like my search for a roommate is finally over!
Hey Peter,
I can see your house from here!
Shitty way to spend Easter...
Dear readers of the Blob,
We must ignore the rantings of the Jezebel Maria Callous. Most of these feminists are radical, frustrated lesbians, many of them, and man-haters, and failures in their relationships with men, and who have declared war on the male gender. The Biblical condemnation of feminism has to do with its radical philosophy and goals. That's the bottom line. We must fight against those radical minorities who are trying to remove God from our textbooks, Christ from our nation. We must never allow our children to forget that this is a Christian nation. We must take back what is rightfully ours. When I, or people like me, are running the country, you'd better flee, because we will find you, we will try you, and we'll execute you. I mean every word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it that they are tried and executed.
Jerry Falwell
ps.
Your abilities with photo shop has greatly improved over the last few years Bob. Keep up God's good work.
JF
Jesus Fucker
Great to hear from you, Jerry! When are we going tro hook up in the men's washroom again? You make me feel closer to Jebus!
Ah Maria, if you're going to take the Blob in a contest at least make it a fair one!!! You know he has forsaken drinking booze so choose another talent like a bake off or eating him under the table, you get my drift???
Jerry Falwell is creepy and scary. Please make him stop, Blobby!
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