Sunday, September 14, 2008
Good Clean Fun
It's been a long weekend and frankly I'm exhausted from all the disclosing and explaining with regards to my family. I've taken a few minutes to look at The Blob archives and it seems like fun is right up there on the priority list even though there's alot I don't get and a certain amount of off-colored material that I simply hate. Nevertheless I can have fun too and with that in mind I'll tell you about our last vacation.
Jim and I went to the Atlantic City of Germany...Baden Baden, and had a wonderful time!! We saw among other things, Max Raabe and his fabulous orchestra that simply made me swoon. This is great music from the early 40's, the golden age of the German dance hall. Those must've been such wonderful and carefree days to be in Germany.
I also noticed that on The Blob there is a lot of information about the trombone, an instrument that frankly I had never paid much mind to. A while back on America's Got Talent I was amazed and amused by this young man http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=T9G3TPGGomI&feature=related who surely must be the best trombonist around judging by the audience reponse and the panel's reaction! Please notice as well the great botox job on David Haselhoff's (we saw his show in Germany too) upper lip. That man is a dream and a half with talent to spare!!!!
Well...enough fun for one night. I'll be waiting up for Pam who said she's out for a soda pop with her friend Sally (awfully late for a school night if you ask me) and in a few hours I'll be trying to wake Stephan again. Night all.
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Blobbie,
Darf ich dir Blobbie rufen? Das ist das allerbesten klips das ich in meinen Leben schon gesehen hat! Man singt wie einen Engle, und die boobies sind wunderschön. Une die posauner- prima!
Liebstsen Grüssen,
Herr Hauptmann
Hey Hair Hoffman or whatever the goldarned f**k yer name is (and as if any redwhite and treu blue AMERICAN gives a rats as's anyways!!!!)!!!! Who won the friggin' war, eh????? SPEAK AMERICN!!!!!
As far as I know, the friggin' SS is still banned in Krautland; so why are you still spouting thsat damned gibber-jabber; they should throw you in the hoosgow, eh??? and make you eat the key! Why dont you and yer ktaut buudies go an drown your selves in a bigbucket of scnaps, (all the while talkin' about how "good ol' Hilter" made the trains run on time, an wasnt he SO missunder stood eh?? big surprize!) ??? My darlin' wIfe (bless my sweet Nan, O lord!!shess uch a goo!d woman) has gone to bed tired from all the crapbookin' i guess:
Ol' Jim's in charge at the blobb now!!!!!! OK!!! so i drank a bit of nAns cookin' cherry!!!! a Lot in fact! big DEAL! Sew me!!!!! ha! ha!
I know what i"m doin'!!NAN!! Jims in charge now11!!!! Im comin upstairs now! Dont pretend your asleep again!! I've had it with taht bullspit!!! NAAAN!!!!!!!this is a cHristin home!!!!he lord says you HAVE too!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!
Look; as Lord of the Universe, I don't make the Rules, I just................
oh wait...............sorry....................your prayers are important to Me..................I'll get back to you..................
Love that bone player. How could they not give him the thumbs up? They would have been crazy not to. I have GOT to brush up on my act. I think my sound is a little bit better than his (or at least, my FRIENDS say it is!) but my dance moves leave a lot to be desired. Anyone out there have choreographic experience?
Blob,
This is a first for me: I'm writing this comment without
having read the post ["Good Clean Fun," I believe you
called it]. It looked like it had a lot of words packed
together in a small space, and I didn't have the energy.
[there appeared to be a video embedded as well, but,
I don't know, I wasn't moved to watch] Is it any good? [if you know what I mean, Slapcoff]
[I mean Nan Wilkinson]
Troy Huber
Blitt you asshole (I mean Troy you asshole) Where's my f'ing money. It may not be a whole lot to you but I've killed a man for less...much less. I'll be out of rehab any minute now. Be warned.
That was a lousy and unfair imitation of my husband. He's a wonderful, hardworking man, college educated and hasn't had a drinking problem in years. This was supposed to be fun for me but with comments like that it's anything but. Where are all the good people??
Right here, Nan. So climb up on Poppa's lap and we'll talk about it. I'm a very good listener.
Slapcoff,
I just sent your fuckin' money.
And while we're airing our dirty laundry, what the hell
did you have to get her pregnant for? I lend her to you
over the long weekend and you send her back covered
in herpes and with child.
[I mean Blob]
Barry [I mean Troy Huber]
WhatEVERRR....like what you did to my cat's ass when you were 15 doesn't mean a thing!! (he was never the same, not even after the surgery.)
Thanks for the money BTW.
all the best,
Bl.
PLEASE HELP ME, NAN!!! I have nowhere else to turn!! I'm so troubled!! Like you, I've always considered myself to be a spiritual person (of course, where I come from, that means being a Christian ((really; what else COULD it mean??? A Muslim??? A Jew??? A HINDU??? COME ON!!!))).
But here's my problem, Nan..........late last night I was at my favourite dance emporium (how I love the dance!!!) with my friend Jim, having a couple of cold ones, and was positively entranced by one particular young "danseuse"; she was an angel (Jim thought she was totally HOT!!!!!)!!!!! And I started thinking about the angels who announced the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Baby Jesus (did I mention that I am VERY spiritual?).......and I suddenly asked myself why God's angels used what are essentially bird-wings to fly.
Surely a Perfect, All-Powerful God would have found a better method of flight for His Heavenly Host??? Why not jet-packs; or perhaps an anti-gravity device of some sort? Or why not an other-worldly technology that we haven't even dreamed of yet? After all; He is supposed to be omnipotent!!
Two thousand years ago, the only proof that flight was possible was provided by birds, bats and some insects (could you imagine God's angels with bat's or insect's wings?!?!?! How Un-God-Like!!!). Nan!!! Do you see where I'm going with this??? I'm so frightened!!!
I'm afraid that, possibly, those angel's bird-wings are proof that angels (and therefore God Himself!!!!!) are a construct of the Human mind, and not a part of God's Creation!!!!! That He is not real!!!
Am I crazy???? Help me, Nan!!! Tell me I'm not crazy!!!!! Call your friend Sarah Palin (I just know that she could scare me back into line; after all, isn't that what we Christians want???) ......I want to believe, Nan!!! I want to go to Heaven!!!!! SARAH!!!!! Help me!!!!!! I can already SMELL THE SULPHER!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Every time a bell rings, a sinner gets his Buffalo wings.
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