The French presidential election is now history. This acrimonious contest drew uncommon international interest not only because France stands at a socio-political crossroads but more importantly because the leftist candidate Ségolene Royal was hot!! Her critics assailed her as authoritarian, a populist, and worse still a luddite (somewhat better...a MILF) while those in her corner were impressed with her stands on social justice and education. Indeed she has been a model of the ideals of feminine equality and empowerment since she, at age of 19, sued her own deadbeat father for monies owed so she and her siblings could attend university.
Never afraid to speak her mind, Sego even strayed into the murky waters of Quebec politics with her own unfortunate version of Charles DeGaulles infamous "Vive le Quebec Libre".
After the election loss she decided to take a break from politics but few could have assumed the confluence of serendipitous events that would have fueled her next career move.
As we all know, the famous girls group The Pussy Cat Dolls have just finished the arduous task of finding a new member. In the spirit of total transparency this was all played out on a reality TV series that caught the eye of many a critic who, like the rest of us, found the prospect of weeding through dozens of semi-talented but confident, lingerie clad, nymphette-type role models too hard to resist". (hear what 1 critic had to say) http://www.womensforumaustralia.org/index2.php?option=com_content&do_pdf=1&id=57
At its core, this show goes beyond just finding a new Pussycat Doll; it's about female empowerment, self-discovery and personal transformation," CW Entertainment boss Dawn Ostroff says. 
"Our new line of action figures echoes this" she continued; "Little girls should know that they're never too young to start working on the teasing, burlesque style, sexuality that the Dolls espouse". The winner, announced only weeks ago on the final show, was a young woman named Asia who's sweet vocals and solid work on the pole sealed the deal. She was all set to embark on her exciting new career when group founder Robin Antin weighed in with the bad news. "When the French election results came in I had this flash of inspiration...Ségolene Royal as the newest PCD!!! She's got time on her hands, she's a very powerful and confident woman who will appeal to an older demographic and she can shake it like nobody's business! In short she's tres, tres sexy!!!" crowed the animated former choreographer who's botoxed face could barely conceal her excitement.
The Blob is proud to scoop the world press with the 1st publicity photo featuring the newest Doll. Look at this picture and you'll see a sassy 53 year old woman who has done a complete about face......she's the one on the far right.
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Dear Blob,
The verbiage that spews from your fingertips! Where does it all come from? I can barely keep up with your posts...3 new ones in 24 hours? Well I gues it's because I have to sound out each word, why I can't keep up. Sylvan has done me good.
pg
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