The Inconvenient Truth That Dare Not Speak It's Name

Dixxx said...
Why is nature taking the form of a penis again? I hate it when it does that.

With that one short question Dixxx has put his finger on something (let's hope he's washed his hands) that until now has only been spoken of in hushed tones among earth scientists.

Embedded in rock and locked away in the ice shields of the Antarctic are remnants of organic compounds with a strikingly similar molecular structure to testosterone. Dating back some 3 million years to a period of the Earth's last great warming these mysterious fossils are only now yielding clues that may give us some insight into the current state of our planet.

As we belch record amounts of greenhouse gasses into the upper atmosphere thereby depleting the ozone layer and causing an incremental rise in the Earth's mean annual temperature scientists, as early as 15 years ago, began detecting small amounts of the testosterone-like compound across the globe.

As Dixxx so insightfully pointed out, the effects are already being felt. The pictures above are but a few examples but more threatening still is the looming spectre of "global penising"! The weather patterns associated with the El Nino are beginning to transform into a more menacing El Pino and the North and South American west coasts are feeling the brunt this winter with thrust after thrust of inclement weather. As we on the east coast prepare for a green Christmas weary pedestrians in the desert city of Las vegas are dealing with snow of all things!! Sights of these streetwalkers wiping the white stuff out of their hair and eyes are common and incidents like this will be on the rise unless matters are taken into hand in the very near future. Paying lip service will no longer suffice but with those such as Al Gore pounding home the message at every opportunity there is still hope. His recently founded "Institute for the Study of Phalliform Geomorphology" shared this alarming picture of El Pino with The Blob and I post it as a warning...it's time to do something people!! Like an inmate in a prison shower about to drop the soap the Earth is heading unknowingly for an awful surprise!!