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Monday, December 18, 2006

Bert Parks Remembered


If you're of my generation you'll probably remember Bert Parks as the perennial MC of the Miss America beauty pageant. He wasn't particularly talented and I never saw him do anything else on TV or in film but he did provide a sort of paternal feel to his role as host/harem eunuch. Parks also got to sing "There she is...Miss America" as the newly crowned winner took her walk of victory.

A good friend who has contributed to the Blob as Steiner, the Stern Brothers, kent@verbagecontroldata etc. has sent me a video that shows how untalented Parks truly was! (his own take on a McCartney and Wings classic that probably has Sir Paul spinning in his grave) This must see is a classic of poor directing and an over reaching ego and had me wanting to dust off my bazooka. The back-up dancers are every bit as bad and there's a great trumpet faux pas at the very end by the lead player who was probably so distracted by the preceding debacle that he entered early with what sounds like a very small and squeaky fart. http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=nJBDcb7kq_g

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