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Friday, February 15, 2008

It's Official: KKK Endorses Obama!!

I hesitate to print this because there is no more reprehensible organization than the Klan and yet earlier today Grand Wizard Bufus Deane stunned the assembled press corps by proclaiming his endorsement of Barack Obama in the upcoming US presidential election.
This announcement comes fresh on the heels of two major labor unions pledging their support as
the momentum continues to build for the Obama team.
With either a White woman or a Black man set to assume the leadership of the world's most powerful nation the topsy-turvy world of American politics has never been this topsy and only twice been as turvy!!
Said Deane; "The writing is on the wall I guess and we can see which way the wind is blowing. This tide of change is something we can't stop with guns or lynchings so I suppose it comes down to If you can't beat'em join'em." While the klansmen remain virulently racist it appears that this is trumped only by their misogyny. "There's no way I want a woman telling me all what to do...I've already got the missus for that and besides the guy is half white!!" chortled the hooded anachronism.
This endorsement is another in a string of actions designed to gain wider public appeal for the Klan. After hiring the high powered Jew PR firm of Stern Brothers GlobalComm (see archives nov. 20, 2006) early last year the campaign quickly took off with the opening of the family-friendly theme park White World; home of the skating revue Hitler on Ice and the fascinating exhibit Hitler in Ice. Thrill rides include The Fiery Cross and Aryan Mountain.
At press time the Obama team has yet to issue a statement.

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