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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Where's the Jewish Porn?

Pornographers have taken the idea of niche marketing and exploited it to extremes unheard of in the corporate world (and that takes some doing). If there's a fetish out there it's guaranteed that they'll be more than enough product to satisfy even the most base and obscure interests. If your tastes run towards women urinating on oven mitts (you know who I'm talking about Tterbfan) or lingerie clad models discussing philosophy there's at least 10 videos and several websites only a click away. There are sites devoted to Black women, Orientals, Latinas, Scandinavians, Indians (native and east), Russians, even nuns for heaven's sake but none featuring women of Jewish descent!

There are many beautiful, sexually active Jewish women....Jews control the entertainment industry including the porn sector and there have always been working Jewish porn stars but Judaism has never been exploited as a selling point. Go figure.

After some exhaustive research (and I mean exhaustive!) I did manage to find one series of videos that answers the call and provides material for those interested in the mysterious sexual power of the Jewess. They are currently on order and you may borrow them when I'm done.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or am I not the only one noticing an unsettling BLOB tendency of late. The hairs on the back of my neck are feeling a bit erect. Is Bob gay?(NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT UNLESS YOU ARE HIS GF) or did he simply take too long a pause at freud's most tingly of phases.... THE ANAL ONE!!!

slapper58 said...

What the hell are you talkin about woman!!?? The post in question is 100% hetero if not 110%!! If Freud were to have any comment on the matter I assume he'd be questioning why I have yet to date a woman of my own faith (thereby earning the moniker "Shiksah Bob)and would leave my obvious non-gayness out of it.
So WHAT if I like opera, broadway musicals and enjoy cooking and baking (I didn't hear any complaints from you when I made that maple/pumpkin cheesecake). So WHAT if I lived with my Mother till well into my 20's and so WHAT if I find artist and euphonium phenom Mike Wilson devilishly attractive.(archives sept 16, oct 22) You can't go around casting aspersions (no...not ass persians) because of a couple of Turd Stuffington book titles. Until I see a written apology in my comment section you can consider yourself cut off!!!
I'll no longer be playing the mildly retarded delivery boy to your bored housewife and I mean it!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Blob,

Is that your arse on the alter? If so, damn! the Thighmaster has been working for you!

Dixxx

slapper58 said...

Thanks for the comment Dixxx but a true gentleman never reveals his secrets...who are we kidding here?...yes, a thighmaster was involved (and an airbrush).

Anonymous said...

Me want middle-age Jewish women 35-45 sultry ones. Yummy, Yummy give love to my tummy.

Anonymous said...

Jewish Princess's are prudes, there is your answer, unless you mean talking and teasing like a disturbed pre-teen.
Its the selfishness and avarice.
Other than Lilith, but then she was not Jewish.
psst there is a Jewish porn Russian (read Khazar) called Julie but thats a cover name as she kisses her sister a lot...

Anonymous said...

what is the name of this porn video ?