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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Connecting the Dots



In his comment of Sept. 13th ("pubic service announcement") Dixxx postulates that noted artist and euphoniumist Mike Wilson is some sort of immortal shape-shifter and then adds several links to the sites of other men named Mike Wilson scattered around the globe. As it turns out there are several...many Mikes.....everywhere and after making a few web scans and phone calls I've come to a startling conclusion.
As described to me by various sources all these men (the Wilsons) are affable enough in social settings with gusts to gregarious if the situation and amount of alcohol suffice. On the other hand even their closest friends aren't privy to the intimate details of their private lives and many of the Mikes choose jobs or hobbies that lend themselves to a solitary lifestyle;
hunting and trapping, the arts, light house guy etc. Dixxx's flight of fancy notwithstanding there's nothing supernatural going on. The Mike Wilsons are in fact an alien sleeper cell waiting for the go ahead to take over the planet. When the Mike discussed by Dixxx gets his web site up and running take a look at his paintings... I have one here for you to study and have seen many others, all with similar subject matter. More than simple landscapes these canvases give clues as to what the world will look like after the conquest. What passes for peaceful , hivernal solitude is in reality a post-apocalyptic vision of desolation with trees stripped bare in scenes reminiscent of the aftermath of Hiroshima! Wilson the artist doesn't own a computer and won't know about this post if you can keep your mouths shut. My best advice is to act normal when you're in his presence but remain ever vigilant. I don't want my children to grow up under the yoke of alien slave masters.........do you????

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

did the particular "MIKE" in question spend time in hong kong?

slapper58 said...

Dear B.B.

I'm not quite sure I know what you're getting at but I have three guesses...maybe one of them is right. You tell me.
1. You think he looks Chinese
2. He is green of pallor therefor maybe he has a case of the Hong Kong flu.
3. You feel he is mis-pronouncing "LEADERS" as "READERS" in typical Chinese fashion.
Whatever the answer your subtlety is impressive.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever thought to question the fact that there is a book of "TIMOTHY" in the bible??? Is Drew aware? I mean listen ,as they go, Matthew , Mark, Luke,John, James, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Deuteronomy, Leviticus, Joshua,Jeremiah, not to mention hordes of other very fine names in the bible which didn't qualify to have a " BOOK" named after them, all good strong "stick in the gut like day old oatmeal porridge" biblical names ( okay maybe James is pushing it ) BUT TIMOTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My personal belief in this matter is that when a more recent publication of the Bible came around for printing (circa 1634) some jokester at the press just had to have the last word and slipped in a few chapters under the heading"Timothy"(in honor of his 12 year old bedridden nephew) hoping that erudite scholars in their inebriated state would not notice . But alas!!!!!!!! hundreds of years and many readings later, it comes to the attention of an unknown nurse and closet bibliophile named phyllis , who just can't let inconsistency pass by without remark. The rest will be history one day........................

love phyllis