In With The Old

Dixxx, a new contributor to the Blob wants to know how to go about forming a successful boy band comprised of balding and/or overweight, middle-aged men. (see original comment on the "greetings and salutations" post)

Its a tricky dilemma but there are more than a few options. The 1st would involve getting your hands on some sort of nuclear weapon but with the heightened post 9-11 security this is a no go. (would that this were 10 years ago...). All the other options involve Rohypnol (otherwise known as the date rape drug) or powerful hallucinogens.

BTW you don't have to include your friend Mike and his euphonium. Tell him the 90's are over and they took the euphonium craze along with them (thank GOD!!). Bands like L.U.V. Express and the Melvins (with Melvins Segal and Glouberman on euph) had their moment in the sun but its time to move on. Maybe Mike would accept work as your choreographer or make-up artist.