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Monday, August 23, 2010

Mainstreaming

On July 24th I posted a little exposé about the American Apparel company and their use of salacious imagery to sell clothing. This is nothing new and whether overt or subliminal, "sex sells" has long been the mantra of Madison Avenue.

In this, the internet age, the envelope keeps getting pushed and we become a little bit more enured each day. Witness this men's perfume ad by Tom Ford from 2007.


Provocative and titillating, this ad helped successfully launch the product and the actual bottle used for the shoot sold for 7,000 dollars on EBay to some guy in Japan.

Like many companies, the Tom Ford website has cached within even raunchier photographs as was the case with the American Apparel site. By hiding what are to many, pornographic images, within their webpages we are being encouraged to troll around and wallow in their brand's on line environment.

Of course I've dug a little deeper once again. Admen love trends and admen love sex as a marketing tool. They've been focus grouping the following idea to death and now seem poised to unleash a flood of very sexual images on an unsuspecting but primed public. Porn is readily available and ubiquitous so why not use it to sell everything! Not just fashion and condoms but food, medicine, cars...everything and anything.

This overt use of sex and erotica is the holy grail of advertising and by digging around in the back pages of some very reputable websites I've unearthed a treasure trove (or dung pile depending on your point of view) of new and very explicit ads.

THE FOLLOWING PICTURES ARE ACTUAL ADS AND CONTAIN CONTENT THAT MAY BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE...ENJOY!




Not sure if that's actually an x-ray of Boniva spokeswoman Sally Field. Let's just say it is and move on.









A bit esoteric for my taste...I think they are touting the Sienna minvan's spacious interior.
The next 2 are more or less self explanatory. This one borrows directly from the earlier tried and true Ford campaign.





























As disturbing as these ads are they pale in comparison to the following ones for Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup and Milk (a variant on their "Got Milk?" campaign)...oh no...not her again!!




My Goodness!!! I thought my decor change would help with the tone around here but honestly... I never knew such filth even existed!! And to think that I just had an ice cold Coca Cola earlier today. Horrors!!

I guess The Blob is just catering to his regular readers, the pathetic Bonemikexxster, the even more horrid Maria Callous and their kind.

Speaking of Maria I happened across a picture of her on FaceBook. Lo and behold she's sporting a lovely new hairdo and she's emulating little old me!! While I don't agree with any of her lifestyle choices I must say that imitation still is the sincerest form of flattery. She's got the hair
(a good brush would help too)...now let's see if she can get the perfectly narrow waste and winning smile!! Good luck dear :o)

25 comments:

Bonemikexxxster said...

Nan, Nan, Nan... what's THAT all about???

You're being VERY NAUGHTY!!! SHALL I COME OVER THERE AND SPANK YOU, YET AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!

(You should wear that cute school-girl outfit... you know, the plaid one!!)


Xxxster

Anonymous said...

Oh Blob,

How that warms my heart! You put "cock" in "cockles". Braaaavoooo!

Dr. Samuel Johnson said...

I must now bid you farewell, dear Blob... I feel quite certain that you will understand.

I said to Mr. David Garrick, late one evening at his Theatre, "I'll come no more behind your scenes, for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses do make my genitals to quiver".

Just so. Your "photographs", while most charming and amusing, are altogether too much for an old man such as myself... sadly, it seems to me, that when one is tired of the Blob, one is tired of life...

"Adieu", good friend!

S J

Mama Callous said...

Yikes! Which one is an ACTUAL ad? Just checking and hoping that my incredulity is not misplaced. What is the world...yadayada...?

slapper58 said...

Believe it or not the very 1st pic is an actual ad, completely undoctored...or un-ob/gyn'ed as it were.

Anonymous said...

"the"

Ted Dossy said...

Blob -

Funny post, and thanks for highlighting [in a small but not insubstantial way] the plight of the female double-penetration model.

I've made it a personal choice to allocate a nice chunk of my annual charity dollar to organizations devoted to helping women and girls [for they are so often mere girls] who find themselves stuck in the double-penetration pornography rut, the only way they can make a living, it seems. Christ, they are so beautiful.

I have to go.

T.D.

slapper58 said...

NAN WILKINSON says:
Bonemikexxxster...While I can still fit into my higschool plaid tunic you'll not be seeing me wearing it any time soon and please...keep your perverted fantasies to yourself!!

slapper58 said...

Dear Dr. Sam,
The world is a different place these days I'm afraid. I agree that in olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but I urge you to keep reading The Blob. Our sails are billowing and it's full speed ahead. How unlike you it would be to desert a seaworthy vessel!
Put the pistol down...it'll all be ok....

slapper58 said...

Ted,
Thank you for your thoughtful commentary and for being sensitive enough to see the implicit message behind what was ostensibly a humorous post.
If I may be serious for a moment, the plight of DP actresses (recently addressed by a subcommission at The Hague)is a problem in urgent need of a solution. We can no longer simply pay lip service and must act. With that in mind I have instituted a two-pronged approach; calling attention to it in The Blob for one and starting a foundation called "Bobby's Kids" for legal aged women who have been given cash for performing in DP scenes. The cost of deprogramming them is prohibitive but they can be taught once again that single penetration(SP)can be a mutually satisfying means of physical communication. Please drop off any donations at our office; see the receptionist just inside the front door during the day or use the mail slot in the rear after hours

Jerry Lewis said...

LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! This is a worthy cause, and let's be honest... I know a thing or two about worthy causes! You know, it's so close to Labor Day anyway...

LET'S HEAR IT FOR "BOBBY'S KID'S"! GIVE IT UP!!!

Seriously folks, no more mere "lip service"... that's OK in it's own way, of course, but these young gals need (and want!) a lot more than that right now...

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Blob! The world needs to know about this sordid kind of thing... those wonderful photos of those unfortunate, yet so unbelievably beautiful young ladies has really given me a lot to think about... I'm pulling for them even as we speak!

You're welcome!
J L

Dean Martin said...

Hey Jerry! There's no effin " ' " in kids, mofo! No wonder our act never went anywhere...

How's it goin', ya lousy old douche bag? Are you still alive???

slapper58 said...

Hey Dino, play nice! Jerry, your comment was actually funny. What gives??

Jerry Lewis said...

Hey screw you, Blob! 65 million Frenchmen can't be wrong... anyway, I bet my Kids could beat the crap out of your Kids!

Jerry Lewis said...

Hey, sorry, Blobbie! I'm an old man... I get cranky sometimes... me and Rodney, we just can't get no respect... how come??

Love your Blob, love it!

Britney Spears said...

Huh?

Ted Dossy said...

Blob [and, to some degree, Jerry],

Thanks for spreading the good word. But action speaks louder, and to that end, I've opened my basement up to some of these poor girls. You might
consider doing the same. All you really need is some
space and perhaps a lavabo or two.

Oh shit, the cops. Talk soon.

T.

Dean Martin said...

Don't worry about it, Britney, darlin'... you'll be fine once the drugs wear off...

Jerry an' I are just a coupla old-timers goin' on an' on about the good old days... you know, way back when... when singers could actually sing...

Delta Phi frat boys said...

HEY NAN!!!!

TAKE YER SHIRT OFF!!!!!

WWWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Maria Callous said...

Hah!

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Maria Callous said...

Bahahahahaha!!

UnderworldPrincess said...

Blob, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Bossman has kind of ordered me to put a lid on the Sex ads article. It's having a pretty intense effect on the people on earth and we just can't handle the flow down here. We do have a maximum capacity down believe it or not! And I have been sent to maintain it. Maybe you could bring back that Nan Whatshername and get things balanced out again. I hate her stupid face, but we do need both sides!

Peace out,

UP (from down there)

Mama Callous said...

I'm getting sick of opening up the Blob and seeing the nudie photos. Time for new subject matter, Blobby!

Boy George said...

Dear Blob,

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Kisses
Boy