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Monday, September 14, 2009

Okay, OKAY Already!!

The wheedling masses have spoken once again and have guilted me into posting when I should be sleeping or watching TV. It's not that I have nothing to say or am out of witty and insightful observations (although I am) but certain things, such as sleeping and watching TV have taken their rightful place after more than 2 years of neglect.
That being said, the internet is a hotbed of humor and the least I can do is point out some well researched video clips and provide the appropriate links. Here's one now : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0RrK5qJ-k&feature=related
and another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0RrK5qJ-k&feature=related (Pause at 1:05, gradually scroll down and read whats on the screen!)
What's this?? another one!! (what were the odds of that??) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c
Must sleep now.......

15 comments:

Norman Bethune said...

Excuse me, you worthless Running Dog of American Cultural Imperialism, you pathetic Catamite Toady of the disgusting, depraved "Uncle Sam" ..., but here in The Land of the Silver Birch, in this Glorious Dominion of our Sovereign Lady, Elizabeth Regina II, the word "humour" is, as you can plainly see, spelled h-u-m-o-u-r (in spite of what "spell check" is now telling me... ((it seems that here in the early 21st century, America's filthy tentacles are EVERYWHERE!!!)))...

Love your Blob, btw, LOVE IT!!! Keep up the good work (if you can stay away from your various vices...)!!!

NB

Chairman Mao said...

Ha ha! Comrade Norman he so right... nothin' say "Canada" to me more so than Blob!!

Much more naked girlie picture, please!!

The Wheedling Masses said...

This is it??? This is what we've been waiting for????

THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO, BLOB??????????????????????? LAND O' GOSHEN!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so!!!!!!!

My Grandma could find better shit than that, and she's been dead for 30 years.................... as our High School janitor used to say, "On the ball, or on the bus"................................... you know what we're sayin'?????? PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!!!!!!!!

TWM

Anonymous said...

Here's one for Chairman Mao.

http://www.psychodad.eu/index.php/videos-+-audios/100m-Bodypaint.html

Fred Phelps said...

Um, Jesus? Not cool Jesus.

http://imgur.com/HbzpZ.jpg

Jesus of Nazareth said...

Sorry, Fred Phelps... ya take My Name in vain, ya roast in Hell. That's how it works... look; if it were up to Me, I might cut you some slack, but My Dad's a real Stickler (if you ask Me, He's more than a bit anal about this kind of thing...); sorry man, end of story.

On a happier note, Blob, I see that the Canadiens won their first exhibition game tonight... I told My Dad I don't want to know what He's got planned for the NHL this year (makes it WAY more interesting for Me that way, come playoff time); after the game, I mentioned to Him that I thought the Habs could go a long way this year, and (I'm not kidding!!) He winked at Me!!! Seriously!!! No joke!!! Anyhoo, I'm just sayin' is all... go Habs go!!!

Later, Blob!
JC

dixxx said...

I think you need to hold a launch party to get the ball rolling again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ

Dixxx

Judas Iscariot said...

Boy! Even after almost 2000 years, some People never change, eh, Blobbie?... I know for a FACT that that Loser Jesus doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey... I have NO idea why He was goin' on an' on like that; He HATES that stupid game, I SWEAR!! "OOOOHHH!!! Too violent", He says... "someone might get hurt"!! What a Pathetic Wanker!!! I tell ya... Don Cherry He ain't!!

But much more importantly (pay attention here, Fred Phelps!), He carries much more weight with His Old Man than He's letting on (for some reason, The Old Fart just dotes on Him; even though He had Him killed, briefly...)!! Personally, I think He's just a Mean-Spirited, Lazy Fucker!! Plus, He's ALWAYS pissed off at "Our Father", as He laughingly calls Him (behind His Back, of course... boy; what a Two-Faced Chicken-Shit!!) ... kinda like Prince Charles, I guess, can't wait to take over The Family Business...

Anyways, Blob, why don'tcha get off yer fat arse an' post somethin'?

FYI... I WISH (!!!) I got 30 pieces of silver for this; no such fuckin' luck, eh?

Jesus of Nazareth said...

Hey Blob, how do you say "MAJOR LEAGUE PUTZ" in Aramaic? Oh, wait... I should know that.... gimme a sec................................ anyway; HEY JUDAS!!! Do Us all a favour and go eroto-asphixiate yourself AGAIN!!!

Kenny Banya said...

Ha ha! That's GOLD, Jesus of Nazareth, GOLD!!! You crack me up!!!

Viv said...

Dear Whoever it is that wrote those nice posts... Well done, O good and faithful servant! Let it be an example unto the Stiff-necked Blobber. As the hymn says- "Be not slothful, but obedient!

Git off yer arse, Blobby!

Also, Mikester- time to start your own blog- May I suggest
"An Angry Old Coot's home companion"?

Anonymous said...

Whoa, Bob...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760154

Anonymous said...

one more...

http://carnalnation.com/content/32738/4/hymen-glyphics-egypt-pop-fake-virgins

Maria Callous said...

I like the word arse.

slapper58 said...

Thank you friends for being so understanding during these trying days of untold sloth and procrastination. As difficult as this has been for all of you just imagine how hard it's been for me. Endless hours of on-line gaming, the same damn reports over and over again on CNN (yeah, an earthquake, I KNOW!!!)
I feel those creative juices flowing again (or maybe that's just my gastritis acting up, but still!!)
Anyways...I'm back in the game baby!!!