You may have guessed that something was up yesterday with the dick-related post and with yet another one today your suspicions are now confirmed; it is indeed Venezuelan National Penis Week once again (as declared by president for life Hugo Chavez only a few years ago). A quick check of the archives will reveal a mid-December date but the holiday, as decreed by El Presidente, moves back and forth month-wise, between December and March. http://slapper58.blogspot.com/2007/12/members-only.html
http://slapper58.blogspot.com/2007/12/venezuelan-national-penis-week-at-blob.html
To celebrate I've unearthed a clip from last February dealing with a beloved TV character....I missed it when it first aired, sort of just slipped through the crack I guess, but thanks to the internet here it is as fresh, relevant, and penisy as ever:
http://www.tvshark.com/read/?art=arc3132
14 comments:
At the risk of completely changing the tone of the comments section, I would like to say that the last two posts on the blog have been excellent: funny, informative and well crafted...
a nice change from the usual.
(sorry I can't mess with the mood
of our excellent comments section)
Unrelated:
Dear Blob, what's the job market like in Montreal at the moment? Is there a desperate crying out for educated but unskilled flirty young anglophones? Could one at least sweep the floor of a bagel shop in exchange for a meal or two?
dear HMS,
Did you say educated but unskilled AND flirty. There are businesses galore that could use a young woman with your considerable lack of skill and experience.
Judging from your photo you are way too chic and cosmopolitan to be rotting away in some Western Canadian backwater (for instance).
You should move here ASAP and bring some of your friends..there is also a job market for hot blonde twins and if they come here their Mom may follow suit.
Let's make this happen....I'll make some inquiries at local bagel shops first thing tomorrow!!
It's that time of the year again, and I must choose what flowers to plant in my garden. Do you have any good suggestions for a shady spot?
Philly McBallhair
I need a good drink to impress my girl friend. Ideally something where she can't taste the alcohol and will be blitzed by the time she knows what hit her.
Jeremy Brotten
(aka Slick)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDvanFm45-A
wow.
Schnapps
Dear Blob,
As I am sure you are aware, I'm in a bit of a bind. We are down 2 games to 0, my star defenceman is still at least a week away from returning, it's the 100th anniversary year, the fans are getting impatient with my poor motivational skills as a coach, and the entire province will be pissed if I hire any one who isn't Quebecoise. I have already fired all the best Quebecer coaches in the NHL! What am I going to do?!
Please help and/or send money.
Bob
Dear Bob Gainey
Chillax, my all-time favourite old hockey warrior! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE!
You're living in the (admittedly, beautiful) past, my friend! The sad fact is, no one under the age of 30 (more or less) cares whether the team wins or loses! The Canadiens have become nothing more than a real-life soap-opera.... a "Lance et Compte" in real time. That's where the serious money is..... all that matters now is that the team generates attention-grabbing headlines on a regular basis, and keeps the viewers tuned in (ideally while they're wearing their $300 official jerseys...).
There has been a sea-change as to what the mission of the Canadiens is since you were a player...... back then, the goal was to win the majority of the games and thereby win championships; people went to The Forum to watch the team win (imagine that!).
Today, people go to The Bell Centre (or whatever it's called this month) to watch THEMSELVES on the state-of-the-art scoreboard and to tell everyone at work the next day that THEY WERE THERE! That is now the whole point of the exercise..... the narcissism of the "fan" is what drives George Gillett's money-machine. Win, lose, big deal! I WAS THERE!!!
There you have it, Bo; the world has changed, and not for the better...... your players don't care because by the age of 23 or 24 they've made enough money to retire; the worst that can happen after a bad season is that they will have five months off instead of three. The "fans" who pay the freight are idiots.......is it any wonder that I prefer a good book and a cup of cocoa on a cold winter Saturday night?
Go Als go!!!
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/04/lancaster_county_student_accus.html
One more...
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/04/worst-logo-ever.html
Hey, Blobbie!
Is this what The Blob has become??????? Pitifull!!!!!
Anonymous Arseholes posting nothing more interesting than uninteresting internets addresses?
How pathetic is that?????? Makes me wish I was still in charge...... hey, Arse hole you're lucky I'm still not in charge!!!!!! Does the word Gitmo mean anything to you????? I'd take you down a peg.......let's go waterboarding some time......(!!!!!!!!!!)
LOSER!!!
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!! GWB
Dear Blob (this IS a secure site, right??)
I've heard that you're one of those mysterious "International Men of Mystery"...... so maybe you can help me.......
What do you think GWB meant when he wrote, "I'm "still" not in charge"? Do you think he's trying to weasel out of his responsibilities? 'CAUSE HE WAS IN CHARGE!!!
If, as President of The United States of America, he wasn't in charge, then who was? ME?????? Ha ha!!! Come on!!! That's just crazy, kooky talk!!! Oh, sure! I liked to talk loud AND carry a big stick (I WISH!!!!!!), but who doesn't, right? It's just what manly guys like me do, when we're not recovering from major heart surgery! I swear; I WASN'T IN CHARGE!!! That whole Haliburton thing, the indiscriminate killing of tens of thousands of Iraqis, Gitmo, waterboarding, it was all a lark, I SWEAR!!! You know; macho guys just havin' fun; you know, just bein' manly!!!
So here's my question for you, Blob; do you think that there's anything to this American war-criminal "thang" that could possibly be investigated at The Hague? Do you think I should perhaps invite Dubya out huntin' this Autumn (I'm a VERY good shot, BTW!!!)???
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! To think; way back in the 80's, I thought RONALD REAGAN was a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!! Help me, Blobbie!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello!!!! ........................ Anybody home????? .............................
HELLO, BLOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!............................................................................................................................................................... ANYBODY HOME??????????????.................................................................................................................................................................................
ANYBODY???????????........................................................................................... BLOBBIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.......................................................................................................................................... maybe there's some beer in the fridge!........................
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