When semi-regular contributor Dixx starts ferreting out gems on the internet I can only sit back and say thank you. He's a kindred spirit, a fellow prospector who, like many of us, enjoys squatting down next to a bubbling torrent of streaming video and panning for those shining nuggets of cyber-gold.
The first clip leads to the 2 he sent for no other reason then that it's first. It shows that people were just as creative and naked in the 80's as they are today:
Here are the 2 amazing ones Dixx sent:
The final clip deals with Flarf, an intentionally awful form of poetry. Often vulgar, always bad, occasionally Google generated, the term, according to Wikipedia, "was coined by Gary Sullivan in late 2000, when he submitted deliberately bad poems to Poetry.com's poetry "contest" (actually a marketing scheme) as a way of testing Poetry.com's supposed standards for excellence. (It should be noted that the practice of Poetry.com-baiting predates flarf itself; many other individuals, including syndicated humorist Dave Barry, have engaged in similar pranks.)"
Apparently all submissions are accepted at the site but you have to pay to get them printed in their anthology....nice. Anyways, here's an example. If you like the 1st one; "Annoying Diabetic Bitch" then keep on listening. They only get worse.