Come and listen to a story 'bout Anna Nicole
She felt at home with a G string and a pole
But then one day she decided to pose nude
Next thing ya know she's marryin' some dude
(Old that is, billionaire, tortoise-like)
Well she had no talent, couldn't sing or act
She earned her keep being blonde and really stacked
The old guy died and he left her his estate
But the stress of litigation made her gain a lot of weight
(bloated that is, krispy kremes, haagen dazs)
So she signed with TrimSpa and lost a hundred pounds
Slept with lots of opportunist clowns
Made quite a splash on reality TV
And showed her life for what it was, a tragicomedy
(alcohol that is, sex and drugs, more sex and drugs)
Anna was a victim of her own success
A lifestyle fueled by ridiculous excess
A lousy childhood and a chronic lack of love
Let's hope she finds some peace in the heavens above.
(the ultimate rehab, set a spell, take yer clothes off)
photo -top row L to R: J. Howard Marshall; old,dead, rich ex-husband, Larry Birkhead girlish, potential dad #5 of daughter Danniellyn, Judge Larry Seidlin; robed nutcase.
bottom row: Virgie Arthur; estranged, lumpy mother, Howard K. Stern; lawyer, lover, enabler, Anna Nicole Smith
original photo courtesy of CBS
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