A simple pig farmer turned homicidal maniac, a star quarterback with a brutal flaw, and a remorseless and greedy billionaire bully boy. Today Lady Justice has seen fit to convict all three and her scales have tipped back towards the prosecution. This is a great day for the rule of law!!
After O.J. walked people lost faith in our legal system but that is all in the past. These 3 men from different backgrounds and socio-economic strata have found common ground and it's sorrounded by electrified fences and razor wire.
With all the sentences handed down within the last 24 hours we now will bear witness to all manner of pundits weighing in about whether the punishments fit the crimes.
If I were a judge I'd have sentenced the lot of them to a gladiator style battle to the death like in Star Trek when Kirk had to fight for the amusement of those tiny guys with the huge, throbbing, veiny, skulls.
Robert Picton is the wiliest and probably fights really dirty...I'd let him have a cat o'nine tails. The imperious and Darth Vader like Conrad Black would get a shield and trident while the hyper athletic Michael Vick would have to have one of his ankles broken BUT would get to use a long handled hatchet. They'd all get oiled up, don some sort of tunic, and have at it....damn it.....yet another of my posts is starting to sound like gay S and M porn!!
I think I'll go phone my girlfriend.
2 comments:
I have a trident in the garage if you need one. Also, butter is a good alternate to oil, and better for your skin.
Dixxx
ps.
Sherri Sheperd makes baby Jesus cry.
Butter wrestling at my place on Thursday!!!!!!
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