dateline- Gaza
An angry protest has broken out among women in the Hamas controlled section of the West bank over internet access and in particular a restrictive law that forbids them from viewing a little known blog called The Blob. Spokeswoman Rafiqa Sayagh claims that religious authorities reserve the right for men to see the blog in question but feel that it is inappropriate for women. "This is completely wrong. Why must we be deprived of such favorites as Slimy the slime mold and Turd Stuffington??! We think our men go to this site because there are rumors of Jewish porn.....this we must find out!!"
At present the Israeli army is taking a wait and see approach but the violence is threatening to spread as news of the uprising becomes known in other regions.
The Blob has become a popular websearch target in the Arab world of late as unfounded rumors abound about the availability of treasured Jewish porn. Once they find the site many are persuaded to stick around for the timely socio-political commentary, entertainment news, and the mild yet amusing sexual content.
Stay tuned for more infromation as the story unfolds.
3 comments:
Dear Blob,
Other than the Spinmaster, is there anything else you might recommend as a good Chrismukkah gift for youngsters? I was thinking of good old fashoned things like the hula-hoop, or jello molds, but you might have a better suggestion maybe?
Dixxx
Wii!!! Isn't that the latest? I even want one but they seem to be the way of, "Tickle Me Elmo" was years past or the iPhone when it first surfaced, none to be had. Best 300 & 500 bucks respectively I ever saved...
I have to admit to being completely wrong about the Wii which I predicted would be a bust in a Blob post last year. Little did I know that it would have such mass appeal. They even use them in old age homes!!
As for coming to Montreal I'm afraid the snow banks have passed tit height (even the perkiest)and are approaching forehead. Remember kids...only 4 more days till the official start of winter!!!
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