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Saturday, March 31, 2007

THE EDITORS OF THE BLOB WISH TO INFORM YOU OF A TEMPORARY SERVICE INTERRUPTION. FOR REASONS UNKNOWN IT HAS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD AND PRESENT PICTURES FROM THE MAIN COMPUTER.

OUTSOURCING, WHILE AN OPTION , THROUGH THE USE OF MY PARENT`S COMPUTER HAS PROVEN DIFFICULT WHAT WITH THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS; (BOBBY CAN YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS AND REACH THIS PITCHER FOR ME....WILL YOU GO BUY SOME MILK IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE....ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED, I WANT TO PLAY FREECELL ETC.) A TEAM OF EXPERTS HAS BEEN CONTACTED AND WILL ENDEAVOUR TO RECTIFY THE SITUATION WITH THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE DELAY. THESE ARE DIFFICULT TIMES...YOUR OVERWHELMING OUTPOURING OF CONCERN, THE LETTERS FROM LITTLE CHILDREN, AND EVEN THE GIFT OF THAT STRANGE SMELLING BOX OF CHINESE BEAR PENIS POWDER (TAKE IN MORNING-MAKE LADY HAPPY ALL NIGHT!!) HAS BEEN MOST APPRECIATED.
THANK YOU

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