On this occasion I was so smitten by the product that I decided to do the shilling myself! Give a listen:
You know how it is guys, big back yard with lots of trees meets a few cold October days and before you know it you have so much leaf ground cover that even the thought of raking makes you want to shoot youself in the head. For the last few years now I've found the only solution is to tackle the problem with power and lots of it. The BLOWMASTER v.7 is the most powerful and versatile leaf blower on the market and I highly recommend it for any of your blowing jobs. As you can see from the picture , I have an overabundance of fallen leaves so the extra power is appreciated. The entire unit straps on so I can have both hands free to operate the long, carbonite grade, black PVC nozzle. I was so satisfied with the BLOWMASTER v.7 that I won't be going back to the v.6 any time soon...I'm sold on the black, PVC strap on model. The Rolls Royce of leaf blowers!
Check out this "point of view" shot. Here I had it on "Turbo" and would you look how it cleans the lawn right down to the top soil!!
Now, you're probably all saying to yourselves "What the hell does he know about blowing leaves!!" so I've gone right ahead and asked BLOWMASTER spokeswoman and adult entertainer, Jenna Jameson, to talk some sense into you all. Take it away Jenna!
" A special Jenna hello to all Blobophiles, many of whom are no doubt familiar with my body of work! Trust me guys and girls, The Blobster knows what he's doing...you saw what his lawn looked like at the top of the page. Now check out how it looked after he finished blowing it (with the BLOWMASTER v.7). A truly professional job!!"
And in closing, here's a cheery little number about all the dying leaves complete with lyrics and visuals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2s2tPORlW4&feature=related. Who knew this song actually had words!!