tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post8541093941264297698..comments2023-11-03T08:40:45.094-04:00Comments on The Blob: Explicking the Inexplicableslapper58http://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-59479744152651117392008-12-21T23:40:00.000-05:002008-12-21T23:40:00.000-05:00Now now...Now now...Party Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139345689683424363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-89783859509734630242008-12-20T14:37:00.000-05:002008-12-20T14:37:00.000-05:00Party Bear,No, you're wrong.HubeParty Bear,<BR/><BR/>No, you're wrong.<BR/><BR/>HubeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-73328676685026593022008-12-20T11:36:00.000-05:002008-12-20T11:36:00.000-05:00Dear Blobbers,Please remember it take a village. I...Dear Blobbers,<BR/><BR/>Please remember it take a village. It's not often one reads a truly witty opinion here (not your fault Blob; maybe if you were Jewish... but I saw you eating bacon, so that's out...) and I welcome each and every one of TobiaBoneywhathisname's inspired, cultured and carefully crafted posts. I also like when one can sum up the esprit of the moment in a single word, like little Maria C. can. I even enjoy the sharp (and self-deprecating) stab of Rickles junior. Let's all agree to get along- <BR/>It's a banquet, ladies! Enjoy it while it lasts!Party Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139345689683424363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-52180493503557459962008-12-16T00:53:00.000-05:002008-12-16T00:53:00.000-05:00I have three words for you, Blob, you lazy bastard...I have three words for you, Blob, you lazy bastard. T & A & E. Hellooo????Maria Calloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18317207425181230164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-10071893991534188472008-12-13T16:26:00.000-05:002008-12-13T16:26:00.000-05:00Nice try Huber.I've been trying to tutor the BoneM...Nice try Huber.<BR/>I've been trying to tutor the BoneMikester in the ways of brevity for many months now to no avail. At this point his longwindedness has become somewhat of a trademark so I gave up a while ago and let him ramble on unopposed.<BR/>Did you really think that your little attempt would be successful?? Seems like a touch of <I>huberis</I> (get it?? huberis!!)<BR/>.....later.<BR/><BR/>p.s. See Mikexxster, that's how it's done...a little humour and out. No lollygagging and precious little shilly-shallying.<BR/><BR/>p.s.s. I'll have to prorogue that horse-whipping get together you mentioned in the comment by your Tobias Funke alter ego. <BR/>I have a rendez vous with the Governor General. She's invited me over to her pied-a-terre to, as she coyly puts it, "clean her terrarium". Sounds promising...details later!!slapper58https://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-84898005447190614472008-12-12T01:09:00.000-05:002008-12-12T01:09:00.000-05:00Bonemikestobiasfunke,Brevity, my man; brevity. It'...Bonemikestobiasfunke,<BR/><BR/>Brevity, my man; brevity. It's the asshole of wit.<BR/><BR/>Your comments may not be funny, but if you kept<BR/>them short, well...they still might not be funny, but at<BR/>least there'd be less of them.<BR/>[look at me. I'm ugly, but I'm wee; therefore, less<BR/>ugliness]<BR/><BR/>Gotta go.<BR/><BR/>TroyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-19079471408221157332008-12-11T15:14:00.000-05:002008-12-11T15:14:00.000-05:00Dorks.Dorks.Maria Calloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18317207425181230164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-42380286816899596252008-12-10T23:46:00.000-05:002008-12-10T23:46:00.000-05:00Hi Ho, Blobbie! Ha! Ha! That was me! Lt. Col. Bone...Hi Ho, Blobbie! <BR/><BR/>Ha! Ha! That was me! Lt. Col. Bonemikester was me!! Yes!! Ha! Ha! What do you think?? "Oh, I say!!" Ha! Ha!<BR/><BR/>It was an assignment for Mr. Carl Weather's "British Acting Method for American Actors" course I'm taking (I got an B+!!).........oh, Blobbie, you should hear Carl do "to be or not to be"..........frissons all round!!!!!!! Douche Chill!!!! NOT!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, Blobeleh, speaking of boot-lace-licking, any plans for Saturday night? That "horse-whipping thang sounds kind of interesting, n'est pas, mon cher Blobber (I can hear myself already......"we who are about to cry, salute you"!! Ha! Ha!, eh, ol' Blobbie??)???<BR/><BR/>Yer bosem pal (I wish!!!) Lt. Col.TobiasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-21085450053106490162008-12-10T23:18:00.000-05:002008-12-10T23:18:00.000-05:00As Honorary Commander-in-Chief of "The Queen's Own...As Honorary Commander-in-Chief of "The Queen's Own" Loyal Household Guard of Mounted Euphoniums, I have but one thing to say to you, you scoundrel!! <BR/><BR/>You should be horse-whipped!!! <BR/><BR/> You, sir, are a snivelling, cowardly blackguard!! Why, you're not fit to lick the Governor General's boot-laces!! And yet you have the temerity to imply that you have had an intimate relationship with The G.G.!?!?!? Outrageous!!! Absurd!!!<BR/><BR/>I assure you; Lord Tweedsmuir was, and most assuredly still is, a cultured and erudite man who would most certainly not "pal around" with riff-raff the likes of which you seem to represent, you scalawag!!! He is, and always has been a very discerning Man's Man (don't ask me how I know....), if you know what I mean!! Most certainly; he would not give "the time of day" to a guttersnipe such as yourself, you scurrilous reprobate!!! <BR/><BR/>I say; I've half a mind to send a stiff letter to The Times!!<BR/><BR/>Yours Sincerely, Lt. Col. Bonemikester (retired)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com