tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post1313056458102932990..comments2023-11-03T08:40:45.094-04:00Comments on The Blob: Monkey Ex Machinaslapper58http://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-84094233935408919602008-03-31T12:50:00.000-04:002008-03-31T12:50:00.000-04:00Maria, Maria,Throwing up is a bit harsh as far as ...Maria, Maria,<BR/>Throwing up is a bit harsh as far as reactions go but I guess gagging is not unheard of. <BR/>I wasn't expecting you to think about my inspirations. You're an opera singer...I was barely expecting you to think period.slapper58https://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-92030773286449970932008-03-31T10:03:00.000-04:002008-03-31T10:03:00.000-04:00I was actually referring to your incredibly hard m...I was actually referring to your incredibly hard morning inspiration. Don't expect me to think about that without throwing up.Maria Calloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18317207425181230164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-38870319630018356622008-03-31T00:34:00.000-04:002008-03-31T00:34:00.000-04:00Don't you be dissin' my girl C.Z.So what if she ma...Don't you be dissin' my girl C.Z.<BR/>So <I>what</I> if she married a rich turtle!!slapper58https://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-86147980137808423502008-03-31T00:10:00.000-04:002008-03-31T00:10:00.000-04:00Gross.Gross.Maria Calloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18317207425181230164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-7313204637537574682008-03-30T23:56:00.000-04:002008-03-30T23:56:00.000-04:00"just photo-shopping T & A, and putting in lots of...<I>"just photo-shopping T & A, and putting in lots of suggestive comment"?????</I><BR/>Mama C, what about all the socio-political observations, the religion bashing, new product listings, my youth counselling program and the rebuses...what of the rebuses???!!<BR/>You may argue that they're all included in The Blob to give it an air of legitmacy and that my main agenda is the promotion of sophomoric sexual humour. Fair enough but each post, no matter what the topic, remains a labour of love. Some nights I sit here and inspiration can be hard to come by and mornings, for some reason, can be harder still, incredibly hard!<BR/>You're right though..it's time to move on but first to sleep(perchance to dream about Catherine Zeta Jones).slapper58https://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-24582675045122691292008-03-30T22:38:00.000-04:002008-03-30T22:38:00.000-04:00Yeah, it's time to move on. Think of all the 'art...Yeah, it's time to move on. Think of all the 'artists' who have done B movies to make a living while waiting for that one career-making role of a lifetime. Their parents probably had to watch them pretend to have SEX on screen (or possibly just recite really crappy dialogue), just to support their darlings in their quest for (self-)discovery, etc. It's much the same thing for you, only you're just photo-shopping T & A, and putting in lots of suggestive comment. Tell your folks, if they complain, it could be worse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-25535242666501519152008-03-30T10:29:00.000-04:002008-03-30T10:29:00.000-04:00UnderworldGoddess,As a Jew I have some difficulty ...UnderworldGoddess,<BR/>As a Jew I have some difficulty with your last comment....why do the dead nazis get to have all the fun???!!<BR/>Please tell me that the fingernails are dirty and jagged or have been filed down to a razor's edge.<BR/>That being said you <I>do</I> make a compelling case for me to move out of Troy's basement and get back into the business of not caring what my parents think.<BR/>At a certain point in any man's life he will face this dilemma and I now believe I am at such a crossroads; Do I honour my parents and post material that will do them proud or do I honour my readership (especially the hot,female,cleavage-y readership) who look to The Blob for amoral guidance. Yeah, I hear yah.....pretty much a no brainer.<BR/>I'll see what I can do.slapper58https://www.blogger.com/profile/04324358817231485431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-24339992029496517412008-03-30T01:20:00.000-04:002008-03-30T01:20:00.000-04:00Ya, monkeys are hilarious. Can I just say one thin...Ya, monkeys are hilarious. Can I just say one thing though: <I>Come on</I>!! This is totally a testament to what we as a people, have become. In the pit, no one talks about this kind of self-aggrandizing crap. We care about letting loose, having a cocktail and fingering a bunch of nazis in the ass. Why don't you ever write articles about that?? Why, I'm laughing right now just thinking about it! We don't wanna hear about your problems with your parents or how funny and cute some monkey with a crowbar is. We care about sin!! We care about sex, drugs, rock n roll, jazz trombone, the x-files (season 4!!), band marches, britney spears' commando limo rides, etc. If I wanted to hear about my moral leader staying in some poor schmuck's basement, I'd seek out Saddam Hussein's last will and testament. <BR/><BR/>Nah, I kid, but seriously. Sin. That's all that the kids on Satan's Creek wanna hear about. Just something to think about while your better half, Troy, is out scoring more pot (or Star Trek collectors items (eww)) <BR/><BR/>Yours in diabolism,<BR/><BR/>UnderworldPrincess ('08!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28485500.post-74992061062507285532008-03-29T13:19:00.000-04:002008-03-29T13:19:00.000-04:00As usual, you keep us on the right path literature...As usual, you keep us on the right path literature-wise, Blobby. You got the schmarts, kid!<BR/><BR/>Love your blob!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com